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	quote[0] = "I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable on notice? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight? ~ Stephen Colbert";
	quote[1] = "The Internet? We are not interested in it ~ Bill Gates, 1993";
	quote[2] = "We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. ~ Steve Jobs";
	quote[3] = "What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds. ~ Steve Jobs";
	quote[4] = "I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates. ~ Steve Jobs";
	quote[5] = "We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive.  ~ Albert Einstein";
	quote[6] ="Fix the problem, not the blame. ~ Japanese Proverb";
		quote[7] ="Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. ~ Steve Wozniak";
		quote[8] ="The Internet? Is that thing still around? ~ Homer Simpson";
		quote[9] ="I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. ~ Isaac Asimov";
		quote[10] ="Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. ~ Leonardo Da Vinci";
		quote[11] ="They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. ~ Janet Reno";
		quote[12] ="Focus on the user and all else will follow. ~ Google.";
	var theQuote = Math.floor(Math.random()*quote.length);
	$('#randomQuote').append(quote[theQuote]);
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